 Pothead Q&A
1.Q. How do you get a one-armed stoner out of a tree?
A.Wave.
2. You ever hear the one about the pothead that studied for five days for a
urine test?
3.Q. What do you call a pothead that doesn't inhale?
A. Mr. President.
4.Q. How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse?
A. None. Alligators can't fly.
5. Q: What's the point of a weed wacker?
A: Weed wackers need to wack it too!
6. Q: What do you call it when a roach ash burns your shirt?
A: A pot hole!
7. Q: What do you get when you cross a hit of acid with a birth control pill?
A: A trip without the kids!
8. Q. Why'd the blonde snort nutri-sweet???
A. 'Cause she thought it was DIET COKE.
9. Q: How did the pothead burn his ear?
A: He answered the phone while ironing his clothes.
10. Q: How did the pothead burn his other Ear ?
A: They called back.
11. Q. How many hippies does it take to roll a joint?
A. Two, cause one's never enough!
12. Q. How many greedy stoners does it take to smoke a joint?
A. Uh, what joint?
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