
10-09-2007, 04:55 AM
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Knows not what it means!
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Capital City, Where the Sun Shines
Posts: 1,698
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What's a Neo-Conservative?
Someone who watches the Matrix and thinks it's real.
-Lewis Black
From his new special "Screwed." Twas hilarious.
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Many millions of years ago a race of hyper-intelligent pan-dimensional beings got so fed up with the constant bickering over the meaning of life they decided to build a stupendous super-computer to calculate the answer. "Deep Thought! Please tell us the answer to life, the universe, and everything!" "Hmm, return here in exactly 7.5 million years." So, they waited… 7.5 million years. "Deep Thought! Have you calculated the answer?" "The answer to life, the universe, and everything is… forty-two."
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