[Cali Ounces]

Thirty people on an airplane crash onto a deserted island in the south pacific.
The group consists of 29 men and only 1 woman.
After much discussion the unanimous vote is that everybody has needs and each man will take turns with the woman, three days per man is the limit.
After they propose this plan the woman heartily agrees and the routine begins.
Months go by with everything going as planned and nobody is unsatisfied with the arrangements.
Then she dies. . .
Another discussion is then called and the men are taken to a vote.
Its decided they all have needs and despite the loss of the womans life its in their best interests to take turns, each man for three days.
Everything continues smoothly until about three weeks in the men start speaking up. . .
"you know im really not quite comfortable with this,"
"this isnt how i was raised, cant we do something else guys?"
"honestly im just starting to dread everytime its my turn fellas. . ."
So one last meeting among the men is called and as usual they reach another unanimous vote.
"lets bury the body."

props goes to my brother for telling me this one