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my older brother running from the cops while i was looking out the window, super stoned...
i look, see him bookin it, sliding over car hoods, through backyards...shit was intense...he came back home later, free
another good one
once, i had just smoked a very large marijuana laced cigar (heh heh heh i love government terms), and i walked by a dude working on an ATM...
well obviously he fucked it up, cause it spewed money like tons of twentys everywhere...if this wasnt the closest gas station, and an ex employer, i woulda grabbed handfuls and ran out...like peace
last one
i saw a dude duff it on one of those super fast suzuki (hyabusa or someshit), he was flyin too, gets up, asks for a lift to his bike, walks over fine...i made small talk with him until i got to his bike...apparently hes been riding for years...dude had like one missing pinky, dental implants, scars...
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two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff
duh doom pish
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