09-08-2007, 09:40 PM
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Have a REALLY GOOD joke post it up.
A stoner finds a poor person on the street and helps him up. The poor person says, "Son, I'm a genie. And since you helped me I'll give you three wishes!"
The stoner says, "I want a six-inch joint!" The genie says, "O kay!" POOF! They stuff a six-inch joint and smoke it between the two of them. "What's the second wish?" asks the genie. "I want a 12-inch joint," says the stoner. "Okay," says the genie. POOOF! And they stuff it and smoke it between the two of them. "And the third wish?" "I want a 20-inch joint!!!". POOOF! So they stuff it and smoke it between the two of them. Finally, the genie gets up and says, "Okay, it's time for me to go!"
The genie takes a few steps, pauses, turns around and says, "Okay, just one more wish." 
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Last edited by TokinBlue; 09-21-2007 at 01:22 AM.
Reason: Moved from Rec Use - TokinBlue
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