[ugeman420]

this is a funny joke to tell to someone (a guy), when you are baked or something

-so these three midgets decide they will try to enter the guiness book of records. the first midget goes into the guiness building and he comes back out smiling and says "they let me in for smallest toes!"
the second midget goes in and he comes back out beaming and says "they let me in for smallest fingers"
so the last midget goes "i'm gonna try to go in for smallest penis!" and he goes in but comes back out sad and stuff and says "have you ever heard of Bud Head (insert whoever your telling the joke to's name here)