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Knocked Up
Jonah: I won't say it but it rhymes with shmashmortion.
Alison Scott: I was drunk!
Ben Stone: Was your vagina drunk?
Ben Stone: Yeah, it's a cure-all. My buddy Jonah broke his elbow one time. He just smoked some weed. It still clicks, but it's cool.
Alison Scott: Why don't you go FUCK your FUCKING Bong?
Ben Stone: I will! I'll do it doggy style, too! For once!
Debbie: I gotta go, Sadie might have the chicken pox.
Jason: I had the chicken pox THREE times. I have no immunity to it.
Ben Stone: We don't have the heart to tell him it's herpes.
Jason: It's not herpes if it's everywhere.
Female Doctor: Oops. That's not your vagina. That's your asshole.
Seriously, such a great, quotable movie!
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