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Like a snowball headed for hell,,,,,,
One day God gets a tip from one of his homeys that something's not right in hell. He goes down to check it out, and when he arrives he finds hell is a balmy 75 degrees, instead of the usual 150 degrees. He finds Satan and confronts him. "Hey, why is it not hot down here" he says. Satan answers "Haha! We've got air conditioning now!!! We got us an engineer down here and he designed it for us". God answers back "Engineer? Engineers aren't supposed to go to hell for this exact reason!" Satan says "Well too bad, what are you gonna do about it" and God answers "I'll sue you!!"
Satan replies with a grin, "Good luck finding a lawyer".
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"They taste like crap! What are these mints called?"
"Excre-Mints"
"I Think I Thought Therefore I Thought I Was"
"Is it stoned in here or is it just me?"
"One out of every four people is suffering from some form of mental illness.
Check three friends. If they're OK, then it's you."
"Cuz' tha weedflo don't stop an they ain' no cops, bustin people tokin in they own box, ya wanna know was up ya wanna know where I'll be, I be chillin up in Ol'skool-B"
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