[Weed_Beer_Metal]

Ok so i did something stupid last night. I was at my buddy's house and drank like 4 shots of green dragon, smoked god knows how many bowls, drank a bunch of beers and right before leaving i played 2 rounds of beer pong in 20 minutes, which amounts to 6 beers in that time. Then I went and got on the bus. It's about a 40 minute bus ride home, and 20 minutes in i realize something amiss. My reeling mind tried to figure out what the problem was. By the time I figured out that the problem was in my stomach, it was too late. I leaned over and puked all over the seat right next to me, and being piss drunk managed to get it all over myself too. The shitty part was i still had like a 15 minute bus ride left. There were like 2 other people on the bus and they didn't seem to notice, so I just rode it out. I got home safely, and took off my (soiled) pants coat and hoodie, then I realized the show wasn't over. Of course by teh time i realized that i was seconds away from expelling the rest of the beer in my stomach so i covered my mouth and ran like hell to the bathroom. The reason i tell you this is that i was wearing 3 layers of clothing and i got puke on all of them, which i think is impressive. After that, I passed the fuck out.

The reason behind telling this story is i'm ashamed and humiliated by what i did last night, and the best way to overcome that is to share it with people and have a good laugh about it, cuz laughing is the only thing you can do when you do stuff like i did last night. So I'm gonna be laughing alot today. Laughing and cleaning puke.


If anyone else acted like an idiot and needs to get it off their chest, this is the place.