Maybe he'll be the true hero of this tale and embrace his own contradiction
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In the news today, man formerly claiming he was the son of God, recently honing affiliation with the Anti Christ, took his own life this morning when store owners noticed him having a conversation with himself. When asked who he was speaking to, the man revealed a switch blade from his coat pocket. He was last seen screaming biblical verses and slashing his wrists with every sentence. He was said to have died halfway through Leviticus. Authorites are unsure of where he started.
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