[Nick O. Derm]

Dierwolf:

Your tutorials and diagrams have been the some of the most educational I've seen in these forums and, well,... hell, ANYWHERE!!!
I've read Jorge Cervantes' "bible" cover to cover twice already, along with numerous other sources.
You, sir, have given me more advanced knowledge in one or two little diagrams than I could have found in months of reading the basics over and over again.

My question? Ain't got one. I'm as inexperienced as they get but I figure I gotta learn at least a FEW things the hard way.

I just think it would be WAAYYY COOL to find your diagrams done in Day-Glo colors on a black poster. You know, the kind that would glow under a black light? It would adorn dorm room and grow room walls around the world.
Seriously, you'd make tons on E-Bay.
People would sit around, all buzzed, regard them and hold long academic discussions on auxin transport and light cycles.
And then, out of nowhere, some dude will walk up in the middle of the conversation and say something like:
"Duhhh, I don tunderstan!!! Whas a TOPP? I LIKE PLANTS WEED RULES! I'm confused about femmes! Can I buy FIM in a bottle? Duhhh..."
And everybody would stop and look at this guy, totally forgetting what they were talking about and distracted because he didn't bother listening and catching up before he opened his mouth.

Cause, you know, there's always one or two that don't do their homework before they show up to class.
You can lead a horse to water but it takes strength and determination to drown it.
Anyways, you're a role-model and a scholar, Dierwolf, I tip my hat and say thankya much.