[mrblonde77]

Fuck this chicago weather. It's fucking freezing out side like 5 degrees with huge wind, which means it's even fucking colder for anybody who's familiar with chicago wind and coldness. So I'm on my way home and I get gas. The fucking thing won't automatically pump for some gay reason (probably the wind or something) so I had to stand there and hold the fucker down while my hand froze to death. Now it snowed a couple days ago so all the streets are white from the salt. So then I'm turning onto the street right before the street I live on and as I take a turn going at like 15 mph, I apparently hit a HUGE patch of snow/ice that blended in w/ the white salted streets. I slam the breaks, but to no avail. I go up on the curb and hit the ONLY Fucking tree on the street. I drive the remaining 15 seconds home and look at my car in the driveway. I cracked the front bumper and there's water spilling out of the radiator, so that's broken too. This is a 2006 Pontiac G6 that my parents bought for me a year ago. Fuck chicago weather, I cannot wait to move to California next year when I go off to college.