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Originally Posted by DCW_4
i remember this one time i had a party, and a few girls wanted to get some "courtesy bud". I told them that I would give them "courtesy bud" only if they gave me "courtesy titties" Needless to say, none of them wanted to, so I ignored them. Turns out, after they told me no, they ripped apart the entire upstairs looking for my weed.
Joke's on them - It was in my pockets the whole time.
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Just pull this one out next time (if they're decent or you're really drunk) "Handjob for a hit, blowjob for a bowl."