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i remember this one time i had a party, and a few girls wanted to get some "courtesy bud". I told them that I would give them "courtesy bud" only if they gave me "courtesy titties" Needless to say, none of them wanted to, so I ignored them. Turns out, after they told me no, they ripped apart the entire upstairs looking for my weed.
Joke's on them - It was in my pockets the whole time.
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Originally Posted by Talon
i was high and was at my friends house taking a shower, i walked out of the bathroom because i forgot i was naked. i went into the living room and sat down next to his parents and sister. they were all looking at me like WTF
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Originally Posted by D-Shiznit
Once I smoked pot before court and only put visine in one eye.
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Different Ways To Say "High"
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