Ok, so I'm really really baked right now. I just picked up a half eighth, the most weed i've had in a while (been broke). Anyways, I blazed a few bowls out of my KC bong and my brain turned the oven switch to ON.
So I have a 2 litre of A&W here. I was thinking about how it was such a pain in the ass to unscrew the lid everytime I wanted to drink. I didnt want to leave the lid off cause cat/dog hair and dust and stuff would leave in it. I looked at a pin on the table. DING! So I poked a tiny hole in the lid, and it was like a gatoraide bottle. "I'm a genius!" I thought.
So I set it down, and I'm surfing the internet, meh, I get bored. So I turn to watch TV, and I knock the 2-litre open. It proceeds to shoot a stream of A&W all over my room. It was mostly full, so It was really pressurized. I tried putting my mouth over it, but it just blew A&W straight through my sinuses out my nose. It was mostly gas, so I tried to inhale it, I almost passed out from inhaling all the carbination. Finally I made it to the sink.
I still have most of the A&W left, but a lot of it is on my wall, and all over my bathroom.
Me and my friends were laughing for like 10 minutes. Just thought I'd share.
