Sounds like this ought to be a really deep thread, huh?
No such luck.
Been raining for 3 days, kids out on spring break (figgers!) so imagine my surprise when wifey tells me last night that I'm on my own for dinner tonight! She was buggin out and going to spend the day/evening with a friend of hers. The kids were going with her.
So imagine the letdown when I get home to find them all here instead of there. The estrogen was flowing deep as I walked thru the door. As I was about to faint from exposure, an idea came to me. I sent them all out to dinner and a movie!
Being married does'nt mean you have to give up your freedom, it just costs a lot more.