Well, me and three of my friends piled in the car and got lost in the middle of nowhere (check out the thread "Lost in the car" in this forum). So I'm sitting in the passenger seat, we're all laughing and talking while I roll a blunt up front. Well, we rolled by a cop (a pretty hot one female one) and we didn't see the truck she was in till we passed by it. I guess we didn't see her because we were not expecting a cop in a SUV, and it was pitch black on this road. Well, the cop pulled out behind us, so I switch off the lights, turned the music down, and stashing my rolling supplies. This cop fucking came right up next to the car, and kept perfect pace with us for at least three minutes! We're all in the car, tripping out, and when I look over I can see the cop leaning over her passenger seat trying to see into the car. I guess four people in car, with the insides lights on, in the middle of nowhere looked pretty conspicuous. Eventually she dropped back and turned down a dirt sideroad, my friends are all tripping out and all I can think about is "Man, I'd sure love to smoke a blunt with that cop and then bend her over squadcar and rail her".
