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Old 03-27-2001, 12:52 AM
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I must respectfully disagree, Reform.. Water will not help you flush thc out of your system. If you drink it in large quantities the day of the test, you can dilute the concentration of thc metabolites in your urine, and cause a false negative... if you're taking the right test.

Thc is fat soluble, and is stored for relatively long time. Water will not flush it out any more than you can "rinse" your fat cells out of your body. Thc must be metabolized before your fat cells will stop leaking thc metabolites into your blood stream.


How long you test positive depends on more information than you gave. How fast is your metabolism? How much do you weigh (more importantly, how much fat do you have)? How long did you smoke.

I have been a smoker for 14 years. I stopped for 30 days (for a job) and bought a home test to see if I was clean. I was not clean after 30 days. I have heard of chronic smokers testing positive until about 120 days clean.

BUT, don't worry! There are options.

I passed the gc/ms urine test (the most sensitive urine test that I know of) using a urine additive called Terminator Pure.
After I tested positive on the home test, I decided, fuck it. If I'm going to test positive any way, I might as well test positive for a reason! I smoked about 2 or 3 joints the night before the test, and I still passed using the additive.

But, don't think you're out of the woods for sure with the additive. Some facilities are now testing specifically for products such as Terminator Pure and Urinaid (that mask thc metabolites quite effectively, as I found out). The last estimate I heard was 5% of the facilities test for "adulteration" with those products.

Fret not, however. There is always the most sure-fire way.... substitution.

The company that sells "The Urinator" (do a search at a search engine) also sells cheaply a vial of synthetic urine concentrate. Give 'em that shit and they'll think you live in a clean room. It's guaranteed, and endorsed by some people who I believe. You can also use somebody else’s urine (and urine can not be tested for gender, so it doesn't matter. The same test is used on urine to detect pregnancy in women, and prostate cancer in men).

By the way, don't waste your money on those drinks that claim to clean you out or triple your money back. If you read the labels, it doesn't say that it will cause you to have a false negative on a urine drug test for marijuana of triple your money back. (The company that makes the urinator is pretty specific about what it’s supposed to do, although I am not sure they come right out and say that they help others to fool drug tests. Check them out, though!) I used 2 EXTRA strength bottles of the miracle drink bullshit (for $35 a bottle) and failed (following the directions to the tee. Except I substituted some of the water that I was supposed to drink for the other bottle of gunk).

Aaaah, I've been waiting for a drug test question. My personal experience in these matters has motivated me to learn about the urine test and how to fool them. I don't know exactly how these things are supposed to work, and I'm only speaking from personal experience.

[ March 27, 2001: Message edited by: budburner ]
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