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I'm 30-something, male, 5'10", 180 pounds.

I used about a gram of some finely-ground weed. I don't know what the hell kind of northern blueberry diesel lights this shit is, but a couple of small bowls out of my hammer gets me nicely toasted.

So this is what I did:

1. Pre-heated the oven to 325F.
2. Took 1 Honey Maid graham cracker and broke it in half, making a top and a bottom cracker for my sandwich.
3. Spread a thick layer of plain old butter (salted sweet cream) on one side of each cracker.
4. Spread a thick layer of Jif creamy peanut butter on top of the butter (on both crackers). I mixed the butter and the peanut butter together really good.
5. Sprinkled the finely-ground nuggets on the goop on one of the graham crackers, then used a knife to mix the bud in good.
6. Put the two crackers together so they made a little sandwich.
7. Wrapped the sandwich up in aluminum foil.
8. Put in the oven for 20 minutes.
9. Unwrapped it and let it cool on a plate for about 10 minutes.
10. Ate it.

It didn't taste that bad. First of all, definitely make sure you grind that shit up as fine as you can. I can see how the texture could be terrible, if you didn't grind it good. And secondly, if you've vaped weed, then you'll recognize a big part of the taste (and slight aftertaste). It's that unique vape taste.

There are other tastes too, which I'm sure depend a great deal on the strain, grow, and curing of my particular bud. Mine was sort of musty-tasting. But not overpowering at all. And most of the (very mild) aftertaste was that vape-taste, which I don't find objectionable at all. The biggest flavors were butter (MMM!) and peanut butter.

The consistency of the peanut butter had changed dramatically. I can see where people could find this nasty too. The peanut butter dried out quite a bit. It would have probably had an almost chalky consistency. If I hadn't used all that butter. Yeah baby. The butter kept it moist. The butter made the whole thing much more tasty than it otherwise would have been.

So yeah, that was at 10:10 PM EST. It's now T plus 45 minutes and counting. Effects so far? Faint tingling in extremeties...loose neck...mild audio enhancements. A mild sort of gentle high.

I'll check back in at 12.

EDIT: Oh, and I ate the whole thing in less than a minute. I didn't really chase it with anything. Part of a Hershey bar. But that's just because I'd been making indoor s'mores with the kids earlier. :-)

EDIT #2: Yeah, and I can't imagine eating this with saltines and no butter! Gag! Might as well sandblast your mouth!