[budburner]

Wow... all this advice about drinking water to expedite your clean out time.

Water will only help you with a pot test relatively close to the day of the test because it will dilute your urine and cause the thc metabolite concentration to **hopefully** fall below the allowable level (believe it or not, there is an acceptable level).

THC is not water-soluble and will absolutely not clean your system out faster of thc.

There is a SHITload of information on the net about this.

Your fat cells store thc, which your body metabolizes. The chemicals that your body produces as you metabolize thc is what the drug tests are detecting. You can not "rinse" your fat cells clean with water. There are things that can be used to mask the metabolites in your urine.

I drank $70 worth of miracle flush shit and tested positive for marijuana. (2 extra strength bottles taken as prescribed)

Then there's the matter of which test exactly you'll be taking. There is a urine test called the gc/ms that is expensive and almost impossible to fool. (gas chromatography / mass spectrometry.... vaporizes some urine and analyzes every molecule in the sample)

For piece of mind, substitution is the safest way to fool a drug test. You can do a web search for "urine substitution" and get a shitload of info on that.

There are even websites that sell clean urine concentrate... and even devices that keep it at body temp. (well.... I'd just tape it to my leg....)

A friend of mine passed by using a prescription pill container full of his MOTHER'S urine... that happened to sit in his car for more than a week before he used it. (PU!) He sat it on the defroster and heated it up and used it (can't believe he didn't overheat it). Worked!

But all the water drinking that your body can take won't flush thc out of your system more quickly. You must metabolize it out, cut and dry, before you will become clean again.