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Originally posted by dirtydingusus
regardless of what kind of equiptment it takes him to get arround .....
he still lacks the one peice of equiptment he would need to be sensi's type!!!
or should i say he has the one peice of equiptment she doesent want!!!
it doesnot matter which guy it is he ant got it!
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First off, I agree with everyone here, Smoky should tell him that you are not interested. That is what Smoky siad, that he would tell him to bug off for you.
Second I disagree with Dingus's statement here. When you get weak in the hips, you get strenght in your lips. Maybe this dude may have the equipment then to rock Sensi's world.
Maybe you should just tell him the truth, that he doesn't do anything for you except be a good and weird freaky friend.
here is a story that happened to me one time.
I was riding with some friends of mine one time when I was younger. We pull into a gas station and he's pumpig gas. A car pulls up besides us and there are two hot girls inside. I strike up a converstion with the passenger because, like you all know here, I'm this Casanova kind of guy. Well we talk for a while and she is just very fine on the eyes. I'm way out of my league but she is just the most friendliest person in the world. I get the nerve up and ask her out for a date. She doesn't hesitate a bit and agrees to go out with me the next night.
Well, the next night I show up at her house and her dad meets me at the front door. He is just shaking my hand, telling me how happy he is to meet me, etc, etc. Really starting to freak me out because how nice he is. He tells me that my date and her mom and back in her bedroom getting ready. Well, her mom comes out and she is beaming like a cat that ate the canary. I'm really starting to get nervous because usually parents aren't this nice to me. Then here comes my date out from the back. Nice and pretty and hot just like I rememebered but there's one little thing, she's in a wheelchair! OMG! I was stunned. I never picked up on it that the girl was whellchair bound, I just talked to her while she sat in the car and I didn't know what to do.
The dad hands me the keys to his van and starts to wheel her out the door. Mom is telling us kids to have fun and I am stunned. this girl is still cute but I don't know what to do with a girl in a wheel chair. I know people can't help to be handicapped but my gang of buddies will come up with some kind of nickname for me the rest of my life if they see me out with this girl.
Well we get her loaded up in her famil'y van and we start cruising town. we listen to the tunes on the radio and I take her to the Sonic Drive-in so she doesn't have to get out. we have fun just the two of us and I even go by the bootlegegrs to get her some wine coolers. (very popular in the 80's)
It's getting close to 10:00 and I'm thinking its time to end this party. I ask her if she is ready to go home. She answers NO! She wanted to go out to the quarry where we all hang out to go drinking and smoking and making out. I drive her out there and she is putting the wine collers dwon. When wwe get there she is all over me kissing and hugging and tugging at my clothes. I finally calm her down and she point blank asks me to get naked and to fuck!. OMFG! am I really going to have sex with a girl in a wheel chair. She tells me that she is about to bust loose for some sex and would I please help her out. Not to cull much in my life I finally agree.
She instructs me that the only way we can do it is if I use this harness contraption to tie her legs up in the air. I do what I have to do and we get it on. Looking back now, it was some realy hot sex!!! We finish up and I help her get all straightend out. I drive her family's van home and there is her mom and dad waiting for us at the front door. I help her back in the house, she gives me a pek on the cheek and we say goodbye. THEN her old man walks me to my car(65 Mustang in horrible shape) and he shakes my hand and say thanks for taking my daughter out. OMFG! I feel like a shit head, I take this man's daughter out and bang her and he thanks me!!!. Then I look down and there is a $20 bill, he pays me for taking this girl out.
I ask him what's this $20 for and he replies "Most of the guys just leave her tied up in the bcak of the van when they cme home"
*sorry for the bad and tasteless joke,
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