[BlazinDazon]

This story happened a few months ago but I got a kick out of it and I think alot of people can relate in some way.

It starts Im talking with my friend about how Ive tried to reach my limit but even after like 15 bowls in 3 hours of headies I can easily still smoke. Also Im the one person that almost never coughs even when I milk the PHX trinity (which I do everytime, normally to the point of yellowing smoke).

So my friend is like yea whatever, I can smoke just as much as you if not more.

I know him well enough to know hes full of shit and thinks im just making shit up, which I wasn't, and don't feel the need to even exagerate.

So we visit my friends at the college I was at for a semester. We are getting ready to smoke and Im like Im like ok, Im smoking a bowl to the head with a 4 foot blue dot, 5 perculator bong my friend has. I milked all 4 feet of it yellow, took it in two breaths. And not a single cough.

My friend is up next he milks it aswell and starts coughing his ass off. He is so stunned he can't even finish his hit. So I clear it for him even tho it was sitting for like a min, I don't give a fuck.

He sits down or more falls into a chair. After like 2 mins his eyes were fully red zombie like. Im just like 'dude are high?' I knew the answer but he replies with 'chill dude'
Within like 2 more mins He starts to look sick, like when you see someone drunk and you know there gonna puke sooner or later. Then his eyes start rolling in his sockets It was mad funny but I was concerned and asking him if he wanted anything ( a drink, a bucket you know, whatever) he just kept replying with 'chill dude' even when I told him flat out I knew what was coming.

So like 30 seconds after that hes leaned back in the comp chair, arms haning touching the floor head back and just like retardedly high. Then he suddenly leans forward and came real close to puking on the kids coffee table, but he managed to hold back.

We get him a bucket and hes puking in it small amounts for the next few hours. We smoked at 11pm, The party started at midnight and went until about 6am, it was a big event. He was just so fucked up from the single hit that he didn't move for like 4 hours then just went to pass out.

What made it worse was I came up with this girl to visit her friend which is also my friend and we know her from highschool. These two girls are drinking downstairs, and I had a great chance with the one to do my thang... lol but being the good friend I am while I was checking up on my bong raped friend they decided to leave for the dorms and pass out. I found out later she did something with some other guy I don't know or really care exactly what, I just know they didn't flat out have sex.

Either way I still had a good time and proved my point that I am the superior toker lol.