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Unbelievable!
You are lucky as hell!
But those beeps were probably signaling your pants button, and the rivits in your pants.
That was a metal detector he was using.. not an explosives detector.
But good move! I once shoved a 1/2 gram of cocaine up my ass to keep out of trouble. (Damn those sharp edges on the teeny zip-lock baggies)
Worked... but what a waste...... (literally!)
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Peace 
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