[nucan]

my last plane trip was by far the scariest and worst one ever. i was going back to boarding school from break and i needed to bring back some pot/shrooms back with me so i could actually have a little fun while i was there. i wore 2 pairs of tighty whiteys and stuffed the bags inbetween those so i could get thru security. i had a 1/8 of shrooms and 1/8 of pot hidden away in my crotch..not very comfortable. well, i pass thru the regular security check fine, scared as fuck though. so i go to the bathroom and take out the bags and put them in my cargo pockets..like a complete dumbass. well, now its time to board the plane and i get a random check as im boarding. i almost shit my pants. the lady puts me in a line and when i get to the front the man tells me to empty all my pockets. by now im sweating badly and very very fucking nervous. as i empty all the coins, phone, wallet, etc out of my pockets very slowly..the guy turns around to do seomthing. i see my chance and reach in my cargo pockets and shove everyting in my pants fast as hell and somehow, no one saw...i was so fucking lucky.. now he starts to wave the wand around my legs and arms and shit, and i swear, that thing went off like 5 different times. i was so so so nervous. i dont konw how they didnt think i wasnt strapped with some C4 or seomthing. but the final time it beeped, it was right under my belly button and i shit my pants, once again. however, he just ran his hand across my belt and that was the end of it...finally.. i get to board the plane. ok, now im on the plane.. flight goes good and its time to get off. i get my bags and everything and get off. i got directly to the bathromo to get my other bags out of my patns. but..only one bag. i shit my pants, once again. i sprint back to the plane to look for it, but the guy says he wont let me back on. so i make up some bullshit excuse about my wallet and nearly knock the man over as he lets me pass. i run to my seat and miraculously...theres an 1/8 of dank sittin where my feet had been the whole flight...it must of slid out of my pant leg during the flight. i probably didnt get the bag in my undwerear at all. but ya, im probably the luckiest kid ever to bring drugs on a plane. if u read this whole story...dont make the mistakes i did. keep it in ur underwear..and leave it there..no matter what.