multiples of five are played out man, youve got to make it more random.. like.. 438 or something.. shit, i cant believe i dexed tonight.. ive been on somewhat of a low dose binge for the past few days.. its really subtle at low doses.. kind of like a cleaner, 12 hour version of being a bit drunk.. this is probably the last night, but it was pretty fucking fun while it lasted.. ive been reading up on jim morrison.. that dude is crazy.. like, you look at your life and it just inspires you.. however as of now its just inspired me to do lots of drugs
it would be fun to be a rock star.. aerosmith never had to wash their clothes because they could just buy new ones.. and i have to wash clothes tomorrow.. there should be a pill to make you into a rock star.. youd take it and then a limo would pull up and all of these groupies would be on you and youd be all like "wat the fuck?" and just drive away and go do drugs and have crazy celebrity orgies or whatever it is that rock stars do.. like, i could just buy some island with a huge mansion on it and grow a million plants and noone would give a fuck because i would be famous.. id probably end up just faking my death and smoking out all day and night.. come to think of it i dont think id make the best celebrity anyway.. although if there was a pill that made you shit money id take it. someday im going to make a vest with a whole bunch of helium balloons strapped to it.. and itll be like low gravity. thats gonna be the craziest thing ever.. and ill be sure to blaze up beforehand. there should be more stoner astronauts.. i mean, NASA should do some fucking studies where they just launch stoners into space and give them lots of acid and bud.. and they should broadcast it live.. id fucking watch it. who really cares about rocks anyway? if the moon landing was fake, then the answer is NOBODY! well, besides all those geology dudes.. but i dont really like geology, so they dont count.. but yeah, im gonna go smoke a bowl, and i recommend that you do the same