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Old 01-16-2003, 05:18 AM
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rant 385

well..whats the significance of this number? you ask...i reply, there is no significance to this number, it was merely the first thing that came to head when mentioning it in another thread...im stoned..and that means a rant..i havent ranted in awhile..well..thats simply because i havent been stoned in awhile..sad..so sad it is..because this message board looks like walls now..OH MY GOD ive had scary ass dreams the past couple nights, the other night i was fingering my ex girlfriend and then got shot in the head and spit my blood onto this guy i graduated with, his parents..and last night i had a dream that one of my friends chased me down and stabbed me in the head with a sharp ass knife..thats some scary shit...that i would finger my ex girlfriend of course..HEY MOD, ILL SAVE YOU TIME!!! SEND IT TO PANDORAHS BOX!!...simply because..look..im not trying to beat down woman or anything..but her pussy stank...yeah, sure, it was once, but that one time it was oh god smelly..like old dead ass times two plus ghetto grill with too much lighter fluid and burnt ass hair with dingleberries...THIS CONCLUDES THE PANDORAHS PARAGRAPH DESIGNED FOR PANDORAHS BOX!!!..why is this the end of naughty speak you ask? i reply, its because the misplaced genital fairy showed up...what did she ask for you ask? i reply, well, ill tell you what she asked for, but first i must tell you a story*sad music begins to play in the background* there was a woman once, and she was forced to become a whore..then got fired and decided to be the misplaced genital fairy..WHAT THE BLUE FUCKING HELL AM I TALKING ABOUT..i dunno..but maybe a better description of the MPGF woulbe be that when a guy gets drunk and pu*tire squealing noise that would occur as if a rant were to slam on its breaks, locking up its tires into a smoking circle of molten rubber*


funny part of the rant is now

my friend made some mead..yeah..mead the viking drink...it was damn tasty...we drank some..anywho, i went over there, to my friends house, and he was layed out in the floor laughing his ass off..and his girlfriend said hes had three glasses..i said matter of factly, "hell, ive had a bowl"...this is because i had had a bowl of weed!!..not a bowl of mead...i laughed ..as it was funny to me..ive typed alot..enough to the point where i can see stuff now..so im off to reply to ohter threads...to say shit..byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


















damn that was long time in rantsvillee..s.eemd like an angry rant...oh well..stoned..couldnt help it..bbl
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